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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"

"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"

"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"

"I have a basic password for my online banking and a complicated one for twitter. Wouldn't want some hacker breaking in and posting bullshit."

"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house."

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."

"I hate spiders ...but I respect the Daddy Long Leg. The Daddy Long Leg has a very special ability, the ability to make ANY man, regardless of age, say the word daddy."

"How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking"

"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"

"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."