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Joke of the Day

"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"

"Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear"

"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."

"Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week..."

"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"

"What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ? A Headphone"

"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"

"Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground."

"Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies ""I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"""

"Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars."