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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"
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"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."
"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."
"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"
"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how do you get them in there?"
"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."