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Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"
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"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."
"Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!"
"At the beach, looking at all these fit young people, with their perfect bodies and perfect tans and I think ""I wish I could be a shark""."
"I used the word ""procreate"" at work today... ... and a pregnant girl asked me what it meant."
"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."
"What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common? Both are measured in revolutions per minute."
"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."
"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"
"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"