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Joke of the Day
"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"
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"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."""
"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"
"What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship? Subduction!"
"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."
"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"
"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"
"I'm not good-looking enough to be this stupid."
"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."