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Joke of the Day

"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"

"Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS."

"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."

"A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home."

"Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?"

"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."

"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."

"What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment? ""I don't care et al."""

"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."

"How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse? [Deleted]"