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Joke of the Day

"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."

"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."

"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."

"I'm pitching a show called ""Walking Dad"" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too."

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"