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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship? Subduction!"

"Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner"

"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."

"Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!"

"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."

"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."

"What concert costs 45 cents? A concert that costs 45 cents."

"What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor? My erection."

"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"

"Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking? They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file."