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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"
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"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"
"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."
"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"
"What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens."
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]"
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the pyschopath"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? ""You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."""
"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."