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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens."

"Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip? Because it hides their teeth."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"

"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"

"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."

"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."