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Joke of the Day

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the pyschopath"

"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"

"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"

"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"

"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."

"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"

"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while."

"What do girls and snowflakes have in common? They can't drive cars."