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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."
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"I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."
"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"
"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""
"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"
"My biological clock is wheezing."
"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."
"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."