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Joke of the Day

"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."

"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"those damn vegans still drinking water?!?! That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!"

"How do black people get to Hogwarts ? They go through wall 9 3/5"

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"*toddler screaming in car seat* Husband: Sounds like someone needs a nap when we get home. Me: I know. Totally. Wake me up around 4?"

"You'd think the police would patrol this 'Knifepoint' place more carefully... Especially with all the rape and robberies that are committed there."

"How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano."

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."