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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? ""You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."""

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."

"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy. Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal."

"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."

"A man tries to buy a trampoline... but his check bounces."

"Auto correct is my worst enema."

"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."

"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"

"My least favorite racist joke Donald Trump"

"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"