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Joke of the Day

"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"

"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."

"God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change."

"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"

"Why is stormtrooper always late from work? He keeps missing his train"

"Debra is short for Debrassiere"

"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."

"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"

"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"