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Joke of the Day
"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"
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"Boss ""Are you high?"" Me ""If I was high could I do this?"" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"""
"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"
"""Where'd my boomerang go?"" Under there ""Under where?"" Hahaha I just made you say ""underwear"" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*"
"Boy, is my face red! Fingering a suspect means something totally different at the police station, you guys."
"Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium."
"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."
"What does a communist cat say Mao"
"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"
"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"