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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"
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"The UK is horrified by even the slightest glaze of snowy weather. I ordered a bowl of Frosted Flakes this morning and they closed the roads."
"Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"
"Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure. Whacked Drives Shatter..."
"""IF YOU'RE HAVING KNITTING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON--"" ""stop rapping, Grandma"" ""--I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A STITCH AIN'T ONE"""
"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water."
"RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all."
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"