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Joke of the Day
"Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood."
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"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."
"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."
"They should make fortune cookies with more obtainable fortunes: You will vacuum the living room. You will run into the coffee table."
"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."
"Dear Parents, Don't tell your little girl ""He's only mean to you because he likes you."" and wonder why she only dates assholes when she's older."
"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"
"Wife: He makes puns all the time Therapist: You should punish him Husband: But every punishment to be different"
"Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes? The punchline is too long."
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"