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Joke of the Day

"RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all."

"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"

"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"

"I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS."

"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."

"I figure that its safe to ask. How are those New Year's resolutions going?"

"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."

"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"

"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."