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Joke of the Day
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"
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"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
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"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."
"What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him? Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble."
"Sorry waiter for pushing you over when you asked me to tip you"
"Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite."
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"[on a business trip to South Carolina] Nice to meet you. I'm from Philadelphia. ""Welcome to the United States."""