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Joke of the Day
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
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"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""
"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."
"i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing"
"I lost my favorite ash tray. Child Protective Services took him."
"What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mother."
"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."
"Say what you want about the Aztecs.... ... but they have alot of heart. (i'm not funny)"
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."