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Joke of the Day

"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water."

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those who get binary, and those who don't."

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."

"I was driving earlier and a guy pulled out right in front of me... Those idiots could have caused a crash!"

"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."

"I'm proud to be black, said the black man. I'm proud to be Asian, said the Asian man. I'm proud to be white, said the RACIST."

"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."

"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."

"Haikus have three lines Sometimes they don't make much sense Refrigerator."