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Joke of the Day
"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"
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"I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate."
"If Jack helped you off the horse.. Would you help Jack off the horse?"
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"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."
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