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Joke of the Day

"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."

"Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury."

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."

"Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz"

"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"

"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"

"My wife and I only disagree on the small things, like the importance of my happiness and whether anything I say matters."