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Joke of the Day
"Pink Panther's to do list: to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo!"
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"Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT Dog: probably eat the cat LOL Dog 911: LOL"
"To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia."
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."
"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"
"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"
"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."