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Joke of the Day
"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."
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"after chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries"
"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."
"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye Matey!"
"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."
"Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend. Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life."
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"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"