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Joke of the Day
"If Jack helped you off the horse.. Would you help Jack off the horse?"
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"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."
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"You know what they say when you gamble with Chinese food, you dim sum, you lose some."
"I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down."
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
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"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
"'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' are frequently used interchangeably... ... but never at a funeral."