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Joke of the Day
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""
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"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."
"I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty. I go to the menu and....... alright I guess by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites"
"I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho."
"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""
"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"
"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"
"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit."
"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"