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Joke of the Day

"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""

"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"

"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."

"Men in Black 3 is in theaters and 3 black men are in a Kardashian."

"What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"

"Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on me."

"Hillary will be the most transparent president ever... ... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*"

"Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* ""Ok"""