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Joke of the Day

"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""

"What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."

"What day is /r/Jokes favorite? Earth Day, it's all about recycling!"

"I live for the nods pedestrians give when you stop to let them cross."

"What's the opposite of effort? F it."

"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."

"What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs? They start tipping balls."

"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."