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Joke of the Day
"I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate."
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"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush."
"How do you get 100 jews into a car? Toss a penny in, how do you get them out? tell hitler is driveing the car."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."
"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."
"""How old are you?"" Things you say to your third child."
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."
"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."
"One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee... The second pirate says ""Arr!! Me knee!"" (meanie)"