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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"
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"Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal."
"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."
"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."
"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."
"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"
"God Bless You"
"Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty."
"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."
"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."