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Joke of the Day

"After viewing The Aristocrats, What are Redditors version of this joke. Surely this place can come up with some pretty dirty shit for this one."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars"

"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."

"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"

"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""

"So Miley Cyrus was hospitalized after an allergic reaction. Apparently the ecstasy she took was made in a facility which also processes tree nuts."

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"

"Say what you want about deaf people."

"This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder."