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Joke of the Day

"After viewing The Aristocrats, What are Redditors version of this joke. Surely this place can come up with some pretty dirty shit for this one."

"Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money."

"I'm pretty sure I have all of those countless hours spent playing Tetris to thank for my mad dishwasher loading skills."

"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"

"Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter."

"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."

"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."

"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."

"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"

"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot""."