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Joke of the Day
"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."
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"I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"
"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."
"Whenever I start to disrobe in front of a lady; I always hand her a card that states ""A mild sense of Nausea is perfectly normal"""
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"I did a theatrical performance on puns today. It was a play on words."
"What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan? ""I'm in, but I'm not decent."""
"My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her."
"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."