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Joke of the Day

"How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts."

"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"

"A Mexican walks into work..."

"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired"

"The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S."

"His icy glare melts my creamy core. He's so cold, beads of water drip down his exterior. My walls ache to be drowned by him. -Oreo to milk"

"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"