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Joke of the Day
"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"
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"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"
"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest."
"Fun Fact: Koala's have finger prints like humans. So next time you rob a bank make sure the koala carriers the gun"
"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."
"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs."
"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"