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Joke of the Day

"Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter."

"Mexican word of the day: Chicken Wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money."

"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"

"I'm in an abusive relationship. controlling, manipulative, overbearing, demanding. it's for his own good."

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""

"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."

"What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund? A hot diggity dog."

"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"

"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"