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Joke of the Day

"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"God is a sock He saves your sole"

"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."

"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."

"News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard."

"heard this on Storage Wars A Chinese couple own a restaurant, they're in the bedroom and the husband asks if they can 69 and the wife says why you want beef and broccoli now?"

"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."

"*classic 90's sitcom where sister is taking too long in the bathroom* Sister: hold on I'm taking a big shit. *theme music plays*"

"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."