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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home."

"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."

"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."

"My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with ""Thoughts?"""

"I became a proud father today He just turned four, but he was a boring little shit the first few years."

"Do you know that awesome feeling after understating math? Me neither"

"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"

"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"