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Joke of the Day

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."

"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"

"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"

"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"

"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"

"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."

"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"

"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"