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Joke of the Day

"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."

"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."

"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"

"Hey Tim Burton, it's okay to be out of ideas."

"iPhone changed miles to milf's but the good news is my dad thinks I only have 177 left to go until I'm done."

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."