2002
Joke of the Day
"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"
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"My weightlifting trainer told me the key is ""If it burns, it grows"" So I lit my cock on fire"
"What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend? On the front page of reddit."
"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
"If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have? That's right, a black eye and my hatred."
"Daughter (5): ""Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"" Me: ""Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"""
"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."
"After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN."
"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."