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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"
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"I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks."
"Someone recently discovered the mathematical formula underpinning every Beatles song ever! She got the Strawberry Fields Medal."
"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."
"I a tendency to skip words."
"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."
"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"
"My gf said ""tie me up and do what you want"" so I duct taped her to the headboard and went to the bar"
"Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?"
"Black people! Guns! Police officers."