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Joke of the Day
"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."
Next Joke
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"
"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."
"I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, ""She's cool. Let her live."""
"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"
"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."