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Joke of the Day
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"
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"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
"Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!"
"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"
"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"
"Why are condors such efficient fliers? All their luggage is carrion."
"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"
"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."
"What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?"""
"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."