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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."
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"My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles."
"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
"I've just got back from the opticians. Apparently I have 20/20 hindsight. If only I knew when I was twelve."
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
"Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP."
"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."
"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."
"Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule"
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"