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Joke of the Day
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
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"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"
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"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"
"Why does the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !"
"I just finished my first week of work at ThyssenKrupp. I'm already seeing great opportunities for upward mobility. All in all, it's been a very elevating experience."
"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."