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Joke of the Day
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
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"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."
"What's the difference between Swine flu and Avian flu? It's what the doctor does to heal you. For one you need 'oinkment', and for the other you need 'tweatment'. **rimshot**"
"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle."
"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""
"Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut... But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair."
"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""
"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."