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Joke of the Day
"A shirt so loud, you have to wear ear plugs when you put it on."
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"I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects."
"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""
"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"
"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""
"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"