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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"

"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."

"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"

"What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard."

"Kanye West is the type off nigga that shows up to a random funeral and say... Why ya'll crying, I'm still alive"

"This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!"

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"If you need help staying awake, subtract sheep in your head."

"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""

"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"