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Joke of the Day
"I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects."
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"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."
"How many people live in South America? A Brazilian."
"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."
"What is Pedobear's favorite time of the day? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
"*Pops up from the backseat as you're driving* *Duct tapes your neck to the head rest* Now, why are you telling people I'm crazy?!!"
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
"My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all."