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Joke of the Day

"I bet Lady Gaga covers herself in glue and just rolls around in random objects."

"My girlfriend called me a peadophile the other day I said 'that's a big word for a 6 year old'"

"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."

"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""

"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."

"Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo"

"heres a joke your life"

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."

"Imagine me sitting alone, pouting in a wedding dress with a defeated slump and unwrapping and eating a Snickers bar. That's my fetish."