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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"

"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."

"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""

"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."

"My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition. I might enter my sister."

"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"

"An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant's neck; the rest of the colony screams: STRANGLE HIM ROLUNT!!!"

"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"

"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."