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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."
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"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"
"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."
"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"A mother walked in to find her son playing with his privates. ""Oh dear..."" ""...those toy soldiers were supposed to be a surprise!"""