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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."
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"I, for one... like Roman numerals."
"[on a speed date] USUALLY I PREFER COCAINE BUT WOW"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face."
"What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet."
"If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends."
"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"
"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."